Introduction PART ONE - Don't Feed the Humans: Observing the Strangest
Mammal of All
Chapter 1: Coffee Shop Loitering
Chapter 2: "Oversharing"
Chapter 3: Elevator Rides and Other Awkward Moments
Chapter 4: Hitting the Men's
Room
Chapter 5: It's All About the Attitude
Chapter 6: Put on a Happy
Facade
PART TWO - The Media and Popular Culture: Did They Screw Us
Up or Did We Screw Them Up?
Chapter 7: Local News Banter
Chapter 8: Who are "They"?
Chapter 9: Am I a Superhero?
Chapter
10: Where's the Remote?
Chapter 11: Fanatic
PART THREE - Love
and Marriage (and Relationships): You Can Have One Without the Others
Chapter 12: It is A Small World After All!
Chapter 13: "You Had
to Be There"!?
Chapter 14: Fishing for the Invite and Other Wedding Fun
Chapter
15: Kids in the ... House!
Chapter 16: Migrating to Boca
PART FOUR
- Taking Care of Business
Chapter 17: The Center of the Universe
Chapter
18: Recommended Daily Allowance
Chapter 19: Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned at a
Part-Time Job
Chapter 20: "Your Call is Very Important to Us"
PART
FIVE - Take a Good Final Look at Yourself and the Entertaining World Around You
Chapter
21: Have You Seen That Guy? Are You That Guy?
Chapter 22: Life is Full of Material
Chapter 23: Extra "Free" "Bonus" Stuff